LOGIC?

i can't speak fluent like they do it on tv
i can't compose a love song like the way it's meant to be
people rhyme poem but i type this sh*t
my ideas are twisted,that i have to admit
crash date,birth rate,plate,bait,trait,weight
comical lines all this illogical rhymes
still thinking of ze suspect of this victimeless crime?
polish up your joke and your bitching skills
or else be prepared to choke on your diet pills
bitch.